Injustice League

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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(Source: shredbundy, via pizza)

plinktone:

telapathetic:

watching two really opinionated people have an argument

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when they’re both wrong

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(Source: telapathetic, via pizza)

collegehumor:

Batman vs. The Penguin (with Patton Oswalt) is nominated for The Best Comedy Short Webby Award!

You can help us win if you vote for it here

twelvepaldii:

pendragoned:

#THAT’S BIG COMING FROM YOU CAPTAIN AMERICA

the only thing that makes this better is that that chick is black widow

twelvepaldii:

pendragoned:

#THAT’S BIG COMING FROM YOU CAPTAIN AMERICA

the only thing that makes this better is that that chick is black widow

(via tillltheendoftheline)

petrichoriousparalian:

goldenheartedrose:

This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.

Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on

(Source: iraffiruse, via aureus-victor)